Archie: "Alright Everyone, Stifle, Stifle! Edith, the next time you want to time anything... let the sand run outta your head"
"What the hell is this? Veal Scala-pee-pee"
"Tell the Meathead to cut out the suppository remarks"
"Well Goodbye and Good Ribbons"
"Used to be, the daylight hours was for the respectable things in life"
"What is it nowdays? Girls wit' dresses up to here. Boys wit' hair down to there? I stopped in Gent's room the other day and there was a character in there with a ponytail. My heart almost turned over thinkin' I was in the wrong terlit!"
Mike: Gloria, come on, hurry up. We'll miss the bus
Archie: She missed that the day she said "I do" to you Meathead